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Remember the woman who forgot she had a sex toy in her vagina for 10 years? As it turns out, these too-ridiculous-to-be-true incidents actually happen a lot more frequently than you might think. You'll never think of orifices the same way again.

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As far as terrible years go, pretty much takes the cake. From natural disasters to national disasters to the fact that Kylie Jenner STILL hasn't officially told us whether or not she's pregnant, this year has not been awesome. But alas, I come bearing some news that some people's was even worse than yours.

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I once used Nair on my bikini zone and it worked great, so I thought, Why not hit up the lower area too? I applied the Nair on my vagina, and after a few moments I realized I was burning my labia off. I then went into my room and applied aloe vera directly into my snootch, which made it burn even worse, because apparently that's not made for vaginas either.

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Unlike getting stuff stuck up your bumthe vagina comes with its own blockade: the cervix. If you have been using a toy with a partner, then they can use their fingers to see if they can find its new hiding place. Sit as upright as you can using a bedstead or a wall and have a really good feel around in there. So if you have managed to rescue your loved one from the abyss, check everything is in its place.

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I was watching a straight porn movie a few years ago and after it ended the screen went blank, and I got up to pour myself another drink. I was looking at five hard cocks waving around as they pulled at my pillow and tickled me. My pink vibrator was in the top drawer of my nightstand and I snatched it up before heading back into the living room.

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A woman was rushed to the hospital yesterday after somehow getting a bottle stuck in her vagina. Similar to that woman who got a baby stuck in her vagina. Ally Louia, a year old single girl has refused to explain what she was exactly doing before the bottle became stuck inside of her.

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Like any hostess worth her salt, your vagina is usually happy to accommodate visitors But sometimes things get lodged inside the vaginal canal and are so hard to retrieve, it seems like you'll need the gynecological version of the jaws of life to make things right. It's like your vagina's taunting you, saying, "You want this thing out?

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After a thorough exam, he noticed a pungent aroma from…down there. She was complaining of vaginal pain and bleeding and mentioned nothing else. Lo and behold when we started her pelvic exam the speculum revealed that she had two D-size batteries that had exploded inside of her.

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Disclaimer: Some of you might remember this column from a few years back when we still lived at Viceland. When we moved to VICE. Hey, you rapidly decaying protoplasmic sacks of calcium and shit, my name is Dr Mona Moore.

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