By Eliott C. McLaughlinCNN. CNN Serena Williams is taking the sartorial high road when it comes to the French Open's ban on catsuits, but that hasn't stopped critics from saying she is being singled out -- again.
Never before in the history of the universe, have I looked at a pic of a celeb in a bikini and felt anything but deep hatred and disgust for myself. Never have I stared at celeb bikini pics for more than 5 minutes at at time without feeling like everything in the world was fucking hopeless and that we're all I'm just doomed to live a life of misery and fatness. Normally, I see pics of celebs in bikinis and I feel compelled to take their little itsy bitsy teeny weeny bikini bathing suit strings and use them to tie them up to a lamp post while I force feed them Cheez Doodles and gasp!
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Jason Whitlock wrote a face-slapper of a column about Serena Williams where he says things like this: "I am not fundamentally opposed to junk in the trunk, although my preference is a stuffed onion over an oozing pumpkin. The premise of this Whitlockian screed was to, I guess, provide ample evidence about how Serena falls short of being an enduring icon because she consistently underachieves: "With a reduction in glut, a little less butt and a smidgen more guts, Serena Williams would easily be as big as Michael Jackson, dwarf Tiger Woods and take a run at Rosa Parks. You're wrong.
Serena Williams knows how to make an entrance. She pulls up to the Eau Palm Beach hotel in Palm Beach, Florida, in a pint-size white Fiat with a hot pink racing stripe and a hot pink dashboard, wearing a body-hugging minidress. It's not the outfit or the car you would expect the hard-charging top female tennis player in the world to choose, but nothing about Serena is predictable.
Serena Williams did her usual weekend "girl time" activity of hitting the beach with her friends. Yesterday in Miami, Serena flaunted her athletic bod and sexy ample assets on the beach in a leopard and pink strapless bikini. The year-old tennis pro hit the water, lounged in the sand, and even got a foot massage while hitting Miami Beach yesterday.
Thousands flocked to Twitter to share their horror stories of the utter disrespect, erasure of accomplishments, and cruel criticisms that they have encountered at the office. Henson at a MAC store. That doesn't mean I don't think Serena is an incredible player… and on a given day, Serena could beat some players.
You needn't concern yourself with the size of Serena's butt. Don't bother losing sleep over the musculature of her legs. After 21 Grand Slams, she's going to be just fine.
Others have come to this same conclusion and suggested it elsewhere, too. It is possible to reach this position independently and unassisted, but today we officially bring you the news. Our nation's tennis writers have been too busy revealing Serena Williams is back bigger than ever, with no ifs and one very big but t.